Automobilista 2 June 2023 Development Update

Where did they send the bad rainbow?

Prism.

It was a light sentence, but it gave him time to reflect.

 

“I said to the gym instructor: ‘Can you teach me to do the splits?’ He said: ‘How flexible are you?’ I said: ‘I can’t make Tuesdays.'”

“I’m against hunting. In fact, I’m a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.”

“This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, ‘I want you to trace someone for me.'”

“I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, ‘that’s Abba-riginal.'”

“I’ve decided to sell my Hoover – it was just collecting dust.”

“I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me ‘Can you give me a lift?’ I said ‘Sure, you look great, the world’s your oyster, go for it.'”

“I went down the local supermarket. I said: ‘I want to make a complaint – this vinegar’s got lumps in it.’ He said: ‘Those are pickled onions.'”

“I’ll tell you what I love doing more than anything – trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.”

“I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past. It was a bit choppy.”

“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine.’ So that was nice.”

“I’m so lazy I’ve got a smoke alarm with a snooze button.”

“I’ve spent the afternoon re-arranging the furniture in Dracula’s house. I was doing a bit of Fang-Shui.”

“I was stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of vampires. I was charged with shoplifting on three counts.”

“Uncle Ben has died. No more Mr Rice Guy.”

“I once did a gig in a zoo. I got babooned off.”

“Eric Bristow asked me why I put superglue on one of his darts. I said ‘you just can’t let it go can you?'”

“I saw this advert in a window that said: ‘Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.’ I thought, ‘I can’t turn that down.'”

“I’ve just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again.

“Do you ever get that when you’re half way through eating a horse and you think to yourself, ‘I’m not as hungry as I thought I was?'”

“Black Beauty – now there’s a dark horse.”
©Tim Vine.
No more now.
Doesn't look like we're getting anything today sadly, hope to be proved wrong though.

 

You can create another profile for the controls, based on a existing profile. But you need to remember to select the specific profile on the game settings before starting to race.

 

I'm so sorry, what the hell is happening here?

It seems the pre-patch madness has truly set in

 

Oh that's a no go for me then, I always forget to start Crewchief and Voiceattack as it is.

 

Still at the pre-dev update madness stage at the moment unfortunately.

 

I'm now glad we're all waiting because of the jokes

 

update today?

 

every time someone mentions the update Reiza delays it one more hour, so far we're on schedule for a 2026 release

 

You sure? I count it to 2036

 

Ugh, I don't think science yet has a calculator powerful enough to measure what that means in Reiza time...

 

“Incoming”

 

Not yet

 

So at this point, Are we waiting for 1.5 or that still Days out

 

Wait..what are we waiting for again?

 

Tbh I'm confused about that, too, and I'm in the beta. I think it's in a state to be released or at the very least a RC. Sure there's still bugs and issues but if we wait for these to go away we'll never have a release.

But apparently Reiza are still waiting for something, who knows.

 

Maybe they’re waiting for the AM license

 

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The MADNESS™ is unbearable

 

Can someone write something in a language I can understand?